Who would have known that our youngins are mini comedians (and apparently the smartest and most observant members of our families!)?
I plan to continue posting fantastically funny quotes every Friday. If your child has said something that you’d like to share with purebebe’s readers (don’t be shy!), please email me at email@example.com and I will post the best quotes of the week every Friday!
Madeleine (Maddy), 2 1/2
[Looking at wedding picture of mommy & daddy]
MADDY: Look, there’s mommy and there’s daddy! Where’s Maddy?
MOMMY [pointing to tummy]: Maddy’s in mommy’s tummy.
MADDY: [staring with wide eyes] Mommy ate Maddy?
Name & Age Unknown [Overheard by purebebe reader in a public restroom]
GIRL: Can I ask you a question?
MOMMY: Sure, what is it?
GIRL: Mom, why do you sometimes have hair there and other times you don’t?
[Ms. Victoria and Mr. Ken are neighbors of Mommy & Matthew - and the two families have NEVER eaten a meal together]
MATTHEW: Mommy, Mr. Ken eat soup.
MOMMY: What about Ms. Victoria?
MATTHEW: Ms. Victoria eat steak.
MOMMY: Does Mr. Ken eat steak?
MATTHEW: Nooooo – Mr Ken eat soup no steak!
[At Disney World]
MOMMY: Did you have fun on the Dumbo Ride?
MATTHEW: Oh yes, I ride Gumbo.
MOMMY: Don’t you mean Dumbo?
MATTHEW: Yes Gumbo.
HANNAH: Something smells.
MOMMY: I know honey, they are doing road work, sorry.
HANNAH: It’s stinky…
MOMMY: I know I am sorry.
HANNAH: Turn it off…
MOMMY: What? I can’t turn off the smell?
HANNAH: I don’t like it.
HANNAH [As car stops at a light]: Go, mommy go, it’s stinky!
Thank you for submitting your children’s funny thoughts!
Please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you would like to see your child’s brilliant words captured here and I will post the best quotes of the week every Friday!
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