Who would have known that our youngins are mini comedians (and apparently the smartest and most observant members of our families!)?
I plan to continue posting fantastically funny quotes every Friday. If your child has said something that you’d like to share with purebebe’s readers (don’t be shy!), please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will post the best quotes of the week every Friday!
Kyla, 2 1/2
[Sitting on Daddy's lap, passing gas]
DADDY: Whoaaaa! What was that? Are you going poop in your underwear – on daddy’s lap?
KYLA: No, just tootin. And going pee pee a little bit.
[Getting ready for the pool]
LUKAS: Mama, put ‘sun ice-cream’ and ‘baby soup’ on, please!
[sun ice cream = sunscreen; baby soup = bathing suit]
Juliana, 2 1/2
DADDY: Are you going to go poo-poo tonight?
JULIANA: No, I’m going to go poo-poo next week.
MOMMY: Ooh, that might hurt.
[While mommy is packing Kali's bag for a trip she sees her favorite pjs. She knows the airplane Captain's word is gold, because he's the guy that says she has to be in her seatbelt for take off.]
KALI: The Captain says I can wear these jammies on the airplane!
Thank you for submitting your children’s funny thoughts!
Please email me at email@example.com if you would like to see your child’s brilliant words captured here and I will post the best quotes of the week every Friday!
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